- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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