Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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Peas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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