What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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womens rights

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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OIO

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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