- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

This sentence is a lie.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Guess what? I like trains.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

don't just stand there

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Woman rights.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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