Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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