How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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david weres the slug gone

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Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Your social life.

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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