- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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