so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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