What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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Penis

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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