What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

a skinny sumo wrestler

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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