what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

The Female Orgasm

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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