- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Replacement Referees

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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