Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

politically correct!

No, Trinidad.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

This is on of those few moments where my guts and attitude leave me feeling as if the entire world is against me... ...Then I cant help but to smirk and think... The world against me? Finally a worthy challenge... Such a great day... Nero because fuck morals: Friends and not so friends do not call me Black Metal because I listen to power rock, my mother high on drugs attacked my wife claiming she was Satan, I killed my angel dust empowered mother, felt as if the world was against me... ...Such a great day... "I killed my father too but you dont hear me whining about it!" And of course... ...Rest in pieces oh "dear" mother", at least you did one good thing, you gave birth to your undertaker, while I killed you to end my lifelong misery, My only regret is ending yours... Now I request you all think I am a monster and pretend we live in a world where all parents are nice and good... You already deluded yourself? Perhaps you should thumb me up instead then.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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