- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Cancer.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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