- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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