- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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