- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

Who invented apple? God

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Guess what? You guessed it.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

its funny cuz i laughed!

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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