A BABY seal walks into a club

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Jesus

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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lebron

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Chikin nuggets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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