- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

How's your mum? she's dead..

What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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