what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Jesus

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Anti Joke

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