Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Good to see you today!

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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America Votes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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