- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the store and I fell

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

A Woman out of the kitchen

What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

A BABY seal walks into a club

what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

A man walks around a bar.

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