why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Obama 2012

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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