- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

What rhymes with you? You.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

Religion

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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