Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Good to see you today!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Chikin nuggets

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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pedophile

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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