Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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Two planes walk into an office building

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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Hail Hitler

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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