A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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hi

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Heskey time.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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Your Mother

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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