Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Sex education in Texas.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

politically correct!

No, Trinidad.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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