- Anti Joke

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

women sports....

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin