- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

I forgot what i was gonna say

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

The EPA.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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