What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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haha

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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