- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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