- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Ian's mind Elevator music

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Tilt your screen back

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Wolfjob.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Donald Trump.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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