- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

Iif your reading this ur gay

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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