want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Tilt your screen back

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

Wolfjob.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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