You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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