- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

What do you call a black man? Black

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

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