What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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