- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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