- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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