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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Women's rights

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

Anti Joke

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