- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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