What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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A seal walks into a club.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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eh

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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