Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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I just drank a cola.

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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