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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

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