Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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well use a tissue!

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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Justin

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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