how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's an Anti Joke?

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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You bumder!

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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