- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

batman has diarrhea

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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