- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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