- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

Laugh.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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