Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

I need to start studying.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

You having friends.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

This sentence is a lie.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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