Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Women's rights.

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