What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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