- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

A BABY seal walks into a club

What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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