Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Women's rights.

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women's rights

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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I went to the store and I fell

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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