What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Why? Because racecar.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Jesus

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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