Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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womens sports...

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Knock knock

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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