What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Yee

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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